pepperbreath:

my favorite heimdall moment is when he approaches sif and the warriors three and hes like “YOU WOULD GO AGAINST LOKI THE KING OF ASGARD” and theyre like “y…es” and hes like “alright great fuck that guy”

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@8 hours ago with 98 notes
#Ahh #Heimdall is great 

beeishappy:

Supernatural | Season 5 Gag Reel [x]

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@8 hours ago with 247 notes
#Asdfghshsnmkknjwhhbhskbjhlm #Asdfghshsnmkknjwhhbhskbjhlmmksn 

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@12 hours ago with 1 note

tridant:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

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@15 hours ago with 83663 notes
#fUCK #MY ORGANGE JUICE IS EVERYWHERER 

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@16 hours ago with 9799 notes
#HU-MANATEE #I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BREATHE #EFNB JGFD #I AM SUFFOCATING #kNSDZf;od 

the-life-quixotic:

People who think that a ship needs to be sexual in order to be valid.

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@8 hours ago with 4571 notes
#Oh gurl 

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@11 hours ago with 350 notes
#what the fuck is happening 

dilfosaur:

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OK DONE remind me not to think anymore

@14 hours ago with 292 notes
#smndbfsdmfg #bkljsrgbdfjzn 

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
@16 hours ago with 71107 notes
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deanspelvis:

OMG

CONSIDER MY DAY OFFICIALLY MADE

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@17 hours ago with 78779 notes
#A+++++++++++